Sabse Bada Rupaiya, Pt, 2 (Dialogues)

Haaye, haaye

Sulaan ik, sultaan ik, sultaan

Yaani ki bhaijaan

Maalik, akle-la-mehdood

Yaani ki badshah mehmood

Tashreef la rahe hain-hain-hain-hain-hain

Huzoor-e-wala, Huzoor-E-Wala

Mukri Kala, Mukri Kala

Aaj kaisa muh mein taala?

Aaj bada hai gadbad ghotaala

Kaisi gadbad? Kaisa ghotala?

Aaj pada hai ek musibat se paala

Kaisi musibat? Kaisa paala?

Aapka toh hai bol-baala

Aaj humein ek ladki ne buri tarah se maar daala

Kaisi thi ladki? Kaisi thi baala?

Thi uske gale mein phoolon ki maala

Zulfein thi uski makdi ka jaala

Aankhein thi uski may ka pyaala

Khaasi aa rahi hai Mukri Kaala

Budahape ki nishaani hai

Haaye, yeh tumne kya bol daala

Hath the uske khooni bhaala

Soorat thi uski chaand ka haala

Baaton se lagti thi sundri ki khaala

Ah-ha, ah-ha

Huzoor-e-wala, Huzoor-E-Wala

Mukri Kala, Mukri Kala

Huzoor-e-wala, Huzoor-E-Wala

Chhino na humre muh ka niwaala

Baat ko samjho, Mukri Kala

Kahiye, kahiye, Huzoor-E-Wala

Dekh ke ladki nikla diwala?

Sunte jao Mukri Kala

Ladki ke kaaran mi paagal zhaala

Prem ka phenka humne jo bhala

Ladki ne mera pocket sambhala

Rupiya-paisa loot ke mera

Usne nikaala mera diwaala

Isliye humnein yeh film banaai hai

Logo ko sikhaane ke liye

Ki rupiya bachaao

Rupiya hai toh takht hai

Rupiya hai toh taj hai

Rupiya hai toh maa hai

Rupiya hai toh baap hai

Rupiya hai toh behan hai

Rupiya hai toh bhai hai

Rupiya hai toh makaan hai

Rupiya hai toh dukaan hai

Aur aakhir mein. agar rupiya hai toh duniya hai

Rupiye ke hi naam ka jahoora hai

Baaki sab ghaas, kooda hai