Stuck Together (Strange but True)

Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot Your nose is running on my only suit Who'd have thought I'd share this dance with you Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true Yes, you caught me, now the chase is done You must admit I gave you quite the run Mr. Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true Tell Mr. Ripley at Believe It or Not The show is over, and he's all that I got Hard to believe it, but we're tyin' the knot today That's okay Frank! Thank your public while you're still in your prime They won't be seeing you for quite a long time And after you pay for your life of crime Well kid, we'll see what good behavior can do 'Til then, we're stuck together which is strange but true Mr. Hannity turns out to be good as his words Frank was sentenced to 15 years in prison but was released after seven for good behavior Carl and I became great friends, and he even became the godfather to my kids I set up my own security company and paid back every bad cheque I ever passed Alright Frank, keep your promise, how did you cheat the Bar exams? I didn't cheat I studied You're kidding me I hate this guy, how does he do it? Hey, Mister Lawyer, Mister Two-on-the-Aisle You never can predict when fortune may smile In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition And tell J. Edgar Hoover, "Baby I've gone fishin'!" You're gonna take it, there you are! You heard me! If you had read this, you'd have said, "No way" I almost made it, look like crime does pay There's lots of folks that I miss every day But now a new duet has made its debut And now we're stuck together Oh, yea! Out of luck together Oh, yea! And now we're stuck together, which is strange But True Your junior partner came through A simple case of monkey see, monkey do No, come on Hey, listen I'm glad to be on your team Frank, let's make some butter out of cream That's really nice Alright Jeff, let's get out of here