I Don't Even Know Your Name

Well, I was sitting in Roadhouse down on Highway 41 You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth Of course, you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing But I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name I've never been too good with all those sexual game So, maybe it's just better if we leave it this way I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name So I ordered straight Tequila, a little courage in a shot And I asked you for a date, and then I asked to tie the knot I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far I finally got to hug you, and you helped me to my car The last thing I remember I heard myself say I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name I've never been too good with all those sexual game So, maybe it's just better if we leave it this way I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding-bells Standing by a woman, in a long white lacy veil I raised the veil, and she smiled at me, without her left front tooth And I said "where the hell am I, and just who the hell are you?" She said "I was your waitress, and our last name's are now the same" "'Cause I'm married to you baby, and I don't even know your name" Yeah, I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name I've never been to good at all those sexual games I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way Hey, I'm married to a waitress, and I don't even know her name