How We Met

Out the dungeon of brain-pain, I came

With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe

With a suit made of electricity

I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly

That was after the world tour

When I travelled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core

I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer

Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear

I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me

And tangled with the angel of death for four centuries

Put a name plate on the asteroid belt

And I ran through the future with an android's help

That's when civilians were made of metal

I received the coronation 'cause I had the last flower petal

My powers settled the clash between races

And put good people on the magazine faces

Substituted television scandals where elephants and pandas

Tell 'em it's the elegant commando

With a hand so big, I punched a Sphinx in the nose

And the nose decomposed and so the story goes

I slapped a 40-O out of a young man's hand

And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan

I wore the prime of meridian as a wristband

And he gave away my riches, but I still remained the rich man

The quicksand I withstood for good

As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass