A Day in Falsettoland

A day in Falsettoland, Dr. Mendel at work

I don't get it

I don't understand

In the sixties everyone had heart

In the sixties we were all a part of the same team

In the sixties we had a new world to start

Could this oh God, don't say it is

Could this be

The new world we started?

Here I sit broken hearted and

You go out on the street and there are all these people asking for a hand out

Then you go home, you open up your mail and it's full of people asking for a donation

Then you turn on the TV

And there's pictures of starving children in Ethiopia

How does that make you feel, Diane?

Caroline

Caroline

Yes, my name is Caroline

I don't get it

I've been left behind

Half of my patients, yuppy pagans

Modeled on the Ronald Reagan's

Now the world is too pathetic and I don't get it at all

Now that I got the promotion, can I finally stop sleeping with my boss?

Time's up

You always do this

At least there's Trinna at home

Trinna in bed

Trinna obsessing and  sort of caressing my head with her feet

I once thought it was sweet

But I don't anymore

Now I just snore

'Cause I'm so exhausted

Listening to these yuppie farts complain

Listening as their shallow hearts explain

Their lives

Trinna works it out

Marvin's back with Whizzer

Just like how it was

If I don't like Whizzer

It's because my ex sure does

Why should that upset me?

Sometimes I'm a lout

Mendel serenades and Jason calms me

Why should I be wilting

When their precious love is not in doubt?

Work it out

The neighbors relax after work

How was your day at the hospital?

Unbelievable

What is that smell?

Nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine

I've been practicing

Cuisine, bar mitzvah, nouvelle

Hi honey

Well

Hi, honey

How was your day?

It was terrible

Did you hear that Marvin's back with Whizzer?

Marvin's back with Whizzer

Drop it, sweetheart

Give it up, you know I love you

What's the matter Trinna, darling?

I don't get it

Why can't you let go?

Maybe in a mile I'll be okay

I'll be happy when we finally have this bar mitzvah

Isn't it enough I want you every night?

Who?

Every other night?

Me?

Every third night?

Hahaha

Let's drop it

Everything will be alright

Oh everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

How was your day at the hospital?

It was wonderful

For the first time in months

Nobody died

Yay

There were just

Heart attacks and gall stones

Lightbulbs up the ass

Fake appendicitis which was gas

Which I diagnosed

People overdosed and I saved them

I saved young people, old people

One priest and one high school principal

Saving lives, I feel invincible

Yes I do

Do you know how great my life is?

Do you know how great my life is?

Saving lives and loving you

You save lives and I save chicken fat

I can't fucking deal with that

Do you know how great my life is?

Do you know how great my life is?

Do you know how great my life is?

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Yes, I know how great your life is

Yes, I know how great your life is

Yes, I know how great your life is

Saving lives and loving you

It bounced twice

No, it didn't

Yeah once then twice, you know it did

That's not nice

No, it isn't but you're a pain in the ass

You're a beast but at least when you play me, you win

You give up

I perspire

Where's the heat, where's the fire

Used to be you desired

To fight so fight

So play

One two three four, one two three four

One two three four, one two three four

One two three four, one two three four

One two three four, one two three four

Lucky dink

I'm finessing

Something stinks in how you play

Don't you think it's a blessing I'm so pathetically bad?

Just stay back, serve with force

I'll attack and of course

I will win, just give in

To bliss and kiss

Let's go

Do you know all I want is you?

Anything you do is alright

Yes, it's alright

Do you know all I want is you?

Hit your shoe

No, it didn't

Yes it did, the game is through

That's not nice

No, it isn't

God, you're a pain in the ass

Play it raw, don't play pretty

Sex and games in New York City

Have gotta be played with flair and passion

And passion and flair

Do you know all I want is you?

Do you know how great my life is?

Anything you do is alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will be alright

Everything will, everything will feel alright

For the rest of your life, feel alright for the rest of your life

Feel alright for the rest of your life

Feel alright, feel alright

Feel alright for the rest of your life

Feel alright for the rest of your life

Feel alright for the rest of your life

Everything will be alright