The Chess Game

That's the king, treat him nice

Use some brains, now protect him

Yes, I know

Here I go

Play the game

Please, don't watch me

I can do it

Have a little scotch

Shit, I blew it!

Maybe you could show me where

I fear I've lost my head

Do you want my help?

No, I don't

I can think it through myself

Start again, we've seen the worst

I'll go first

Move a pawn

No, sir

Move

Where?

There

Here?

Move a pawn

Who?

Not the queen

Who?

Jesus!

Life's a sham and every move is wrong

We've examined every move as we move along

Winning is everything to me

(Nothing is everything to me)

Winning is everything to me

(Nothing is everything to me)

Except sex

Move the pawn

And money, hm

Good first move

Quite alright

Take a turn

Thank you kindly

Move the pawn

Move the pawn

Take my hand

Play the game

God, you're pretty

More's the pity

Since you need a man

What?

Who's brainy?

Or witty?

Move

What should I do now?

Move

Where?

There

How should I behave myself?

Maybe we should call it quits

This game shits

Let me win

Yes, sir

Please

Yes

Thanks

Wait!

Whizzer wins!

Wait!

Whizzer wins!

Wait!

Checkmate!

Life's a sham and every move is wrong

We've examined every move as we move along

Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner

Be a patsy, lose at chess

Always bravely acquiesce

Clip the coupons, make the dinner

And love him

This has got to come to a stop, Marvin

(This had got to come to a stop)

This has been a lousy but fabulous flop

Anyone understand?

All I want's a kiss

Anyone understand?

Don't start explaining

I'm sick of explaining

And this had better come to a stop, Marvin (Whizzer)

Now, Whizzer (Marvin)

Ciao, Marvin (Whizzer)

Bend

This had better come

This had better come to a-

This, this, this, this

This had better come to an end

(This had better come to an end)

This had better come to an end