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Credits

AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Andrew Rannells
Andrew Rannells
Stimme und Gesang
Christian Borle
Christian Borle
Stimme und Gesang
Anthony Rosenthal
Anthony Rosenthal
Stimme und Gesang
Brandon Uranowitz
Brandon Uranowitz
Stimme und Gesang
Stephanie J. Block
Stephanie J. Block
Stimme und Gesang
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
William Finn
William Finn
Komponist:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Kurt Deutsch
Kurt Deutsch
Produzent:in

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
[Verse 2]
I'm bitching, he's bitching
They're bitching, we're bitching
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
All the time
[Verse 3]
What do they do for love?
What do they do for love?
[Verse 4]
Four Jews in a room bitching, bitching, bitching
Four Jews in a room, stoop
They stoop to pray
[Verse 5]
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
Half Jewish
[Verse 6]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Night and day
[Verse 7]
Slavery, slavery
[Verse 8]
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
[Verse 9]
Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
What we need's a miracle
[Verse 10]
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
We got our, we got our, we got our, we got out miracle
[Verse 11]
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
[Verse 12]
I'm Whizzer
I'm Jason
I'm Mendel
I'm Marvin
[Verse 13]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Right or wrong
[Verse 14]
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
[Verse 15]
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
We do not tippy toe
We charge ahead to show
[Verse 16]
We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is
[Verse 17]
Four Jews in a room bitching, wee
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
[Verse 18]
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
[Verse 19]
I'm nauseous
I'm nauseous
I'm simple
I'm Jewish
[Verse 20]
Slavery, slavery
[Verse 21]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
[Verse 22]
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Four Jews in a room bitching
[Verse 23]
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Four Jews in a room, four Jews in a room
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Slavery, slavery
[Verse 24]
Four Jews in a room bitching
[Verse 25]
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Now and then
[Verse 26]
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four
Five
[Verse 27]
Five Jews
Written by: William Finn
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