We Are Number One

Hey!

We are number one

Hey!

Now listen closely

Hey!

Now here's a little lesson in trickery

Now this is going down in history

If you wanna be a villain, number one

You have to chase a superhero on the run

But first you have to come up with a master plot

The only problem there, you have to think a lot

Be very, very, very, very careful, don't touch that thing now!

You'll never learn the prop when you see good brain

Now don't touch that

Hey!

Hey!

Now

We are number one

Hey!

We are number one

Hey!

Ha-ha-ha

Now look at this net that I just found

When I say, "Go," be ready to throw

And go!

Throw it on him, not me!

Uh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel

Ha-ha-ha

We are number one (what?)

Hey!

Hey!

We are number one

Hey!

We are number one

We are number one

Hey, hey!