The Audition / To Play This Part

I'm delighted to announce that this year the Turner School will be presenting *Pippi in Tahiti: The Musical!* Let's begin the audition, shall we? Please welcome a multi-talented third grader, Miss Tina Denmark!

To dance my dances

To sing my song

It's all I've wanted

All i've dreamed my whole life long

Though I'm only... eight years old

Just a baby, so I'm told

I can't help it

I already know my heart

And I'll do... anything to play this part

If I sound desperate, then it's because

All I want - no

All I need is your applause

So I pray to him on high

The casting agent in the sky

Cast me!

And I'll stay true to my art

And I'll do anything you please

Pound erasers on my knees

I'll do anything to play this part

I wanna thank Lerman's Hardware for donating all the paint and the wood to make our sets. And now, the starring role of Pippi Longstocking will be played by... Louise Lerman

Are you fucking kidding me?!