PreBeardy (feat. David Choi)

Three months in the works, look at our faces

Barely any girth, so many spaces

And I look around, there's so much hair

Facial scars, they're everywhere

Someday

Yeah, I'm gonna be there

Can't wait to look more masculine

Hide acne and my double chin

I wanna stand by a Harley Davidson

'Cause I'm going through prebeardy

Not quite a beard but almost prebeardy

Disconnected but there's potential

I want a beard like Abraham Lincoln

I want a beard like Brad Pitt's pits

I want a beard like Angelina Jolie

If she had a beard, prebeardy

I wanna stroke my beard and look like I am deep and wise

Carry wood on my shoulder

Have a drink with the guys

Change a tire, cut a wire

Throw a steak on top of a fire

I wanna give dramatic looks where I only move my eyes

Can't wait to cover up my skin

Like a king majestic in the wind

I wanna look like Rick and not like Glenn

Spoiler alert, he doesn't grow a beard

Prebeardy

Not quite a beard but almost prebeardy

Disconnected but there's potential

I want a beard like everyone in Game of Thrones

I want a beard just like this dog

I want a beard like the guy who doesn't always drink

But when he does he has a beard

Prebeardy