The Lorelei

Ladies and gentlemen, meine Damen und Herren

Welcome to the Club Twenty One

I am your host, Golo

And once again I am pleased to present our star attraction

The one, the only, Gita

Back in the days of knights in armor

There once lived a lovely charmer

Swimming in the Rhine

Her figure was divine

She had a yen for all the sailors

Fishermen and gobs and whalers

She had a most immoral eye

They called her Lorelei

She created quite a stir

And I wanna be like her

I wanna be like that girl on the river

Who sang her song to the ships passing by

She had the goods and how she could deliver

The Lorelei!

She used to love in a strange kind of fashion

With lots of hey-ho-de-ho-hi-de-hi

And I can guarantee I'm full of passion

Like the Lorelei

I'm treacherous, ja, ja

Oh, I just can't hold myself in check

I'm lecherous, ja, ja

I wanna bite my initials on a sailor's neck

Each affair had a kick and a wallop

For what they crave, she could always supply

I wanna be just like that other trollop

The Lorelei

I want to sing like that gal on the river

Who sang her song to the ships passing by

She had the goods and how she could deliver

The Lorelei (The Lorelei)

She used to love in a strange kind of fashion

With lots of

Hey-ho-de-ho-hi-de-hi

There never was a lady full of passion

Like the Lorelei

Like the Lorelei

She'd make 'em all, ja ja

What a picture when she shook her frame

She'd take 'em all, ja, ja

With every shake forty battleships went up in flame

Those were the days when romance packed a wallop

But today we are left high and dry

For the navy never found another trollop

Like the Lorelei