(Baje con los locos)
Why does the bad luck chase me around
And nip at my cuffs like a psychotic Japanese chihuahua?
(Chi-hua-hua, chi-hua-hua, chi-hua-hua)
That's right, a chihuahua, hua-hua
What can I do?
I tried nasty little phrases and repellent creams
Stole Mondale's bulletproof limousine
I wrote in lazy Español
But I think she only speaks in jazz
(Como el Satchmo)
Da-boom-di-ba, dyah!
I wish I had a brain in my head
Then I could tell when I'm lying
And tell when I'm telling the truth
Wait!
Is this a candid observation?
Or a calculated gift for the myth I've created
That's based on a story that could eat me alive
As quick as the noon is high
Narrated by Charole and hispanic retro-ghetto jive
Give me five
Sixteen seconds ago
They fell fell back and was over then
Now she's dragging me down
Slap my hands on the chalk again
Let me kill you
Crazy eyes
Crazy hands
I want it over
Under
Your safety's falling like a goddamn shark attack
Aah, like a goddamn shark attack!
(Wa-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)
(Wa-cha-cha-cha, woohoo!)
(Wa-ha-ha-ajajajajajaja)
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
(O-chi-chi-pa, chi-chi-pa, chi-chi-pa, chi-woo!)
(Yiagagagagaga!)
(Woo-chi-chi-pa, woo-chi-chi-woah)
(Gup, gup, gup, gup)
(Wo-cha-cha-cha, wo-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-HUAH?!)
I believe she said kiss me
Kiss me, you jacked up jerk
Kiss me you jacked up jerk
Kiss me, you jacked up son-of-a cutthroat bambito-kapow
(Besame tu manatada)
I guess you like me now
As sixteen seconds ago
They fell fell back and was over then
Now she's dragging me down
Slap my hands on the chalk again
Let me kill you
Crazy eyes
Crazy hands
I want it over
Under
Your safety's falling like a goddamn shark attack
Let me kill you
Crazy eyes
Crazy hands
I want it over
Under
Your safety's falling like a goddamn shark attack, good god!
