Don't Listen to Linda

Don't listen to Linda She said all those things before She's just a pretender And though you couldn't love her more She'll lead you on, but then one day She'll say you have to part Don't listen to Linda She'll only break your heart Don't listen to Linda If you want some good advice Just try to remember She did it once, she'll do it twice There's more to her little games Than your eyes can see Don't listen to Linda Or you'll end up like me You'll never understand her All the presents you could hand her Would never be enough Oh, no, so, don't underestimate her 'Cause sooner or later The going's gonna start to get rough Don't listen to Linda Don't believe the things you hear You're her top contender For the 'Loser Of The Year' I've said everything I can To try and make you see Don't listen to Linda Or you'll end up like me