Make You Better

I wanna make you better

But I don't know how

And if I did, I probably wouldn't know you now

I'd be famous for the healing powers I possess

And I woulda been busy saving the world, you probably know the rest - right?

Or maybe you don't, because then you'd be psychic

And our lives would be incredibly different

You'd have seen me coming, but you'd still fear the unknown

And you'd know that life is just the chances we haven't blown

The fact remains that I hate when you're sick

I don't have superpowers, and you, you're not psychic

I wanna make you better, you don't deserve this strain

Of syphilis that only affects bunnies at your certain age

And if you were psychic there'd still be nothing you could do

It was genetically handed down to you

And it's also a good thing you don't possess clairvoyance

'Cause people wouldn't understand, they'd get pitchforks and try to destroy us

No, they wouldn't take too kindly to bunnies with STD's

Who know what they look like naked in their browser history

But the fact remains that I hate when you're sick

I don't have superpowers, and you, you're not psychic

And we should take a moment out just to thank our lucky squid

You are here, and I am too

You are here, and I'm with you

You are here, and I am too