Epic Fail

If somebody tells you that you're a dick, you might be a dick so be prepared

That some people just aren't gonna like you

If somebody tells you that your words hurt, they might be hurt so be prepared

For the chance that you're a dick or that they just want attention

But how did it get this way?

We're getting closer every day to the thing that we've all gotta face:

We're all gonna fail in public

We've all done things we'd rather forget - as long as it came from an innocent place

You'll be okay, at least you'll probably be okay

If you don't wake up with the intention of fucking someone's shit right up

You're probably okay, but who's to say in this day and age?

But how did it get this way?

We're getting closer every day to the thing that we've all gotta face:

We're all gonna fail in public

It'll happen when you least expect it

Videos and pictures that you thought were protected

Or, you might be implicated

In a wrong-place-wrong-time situation

There's no way to solve it, we've tried everything short of making the thought police

And we all know how that book ends (spoiler alert, it does not end well!)

Well, maybe it's time we wear our faults on our sleeve

And own them to be prepared that some people are just total dicks

But how did it get this way?

We're getting closer every day to the thing that we've all gotta face:

We're all gonna fail in public

We're all gonna fail in public

We're all gonna fail in public