Diary of a Stranger

I came from Düsseldorf, chased by the night

You were a vision drenched in neon light

The longing in my sad eyes caught your fleeting glance

As chaos on the boulevard stole our romance

Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea

Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea

La connexion lost

Two ships passing in the night

You shit, then I ralphed up my fries

But not just any old fries

But french fries, Paris

Whispers in foreign tongues from the shadows

Lead to a path of lies, my false hope chose

Fooled again, and yet I search forevermore

My love will last one thousand years like this cold war

Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea

Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea

La connexion lost

Diarrhea, diarrhea

Some people think it’s gross, but it’s really good on toast

Diarrhea, diarrhea

Some people think it’s funny, but it’s brown and hot and runny

Shh

She said, "Shh"

Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea

Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea

Hausgemachter Toilettensalat

Think of the future we lost, the life we will never know

Winter reminds me of you, as does a Sloppy Joe

Think of the future we lost, the life we will never know (Barf into a toilet, barf into a toilet)

Winter reminds me of you (Barf into a toilet full of the stranger’s diarrhea)

Two ships passing in the night

You shit, then I ralphed up my fries

Two ships passing in the night

You shit, panic