Show Me the Money (Or I'll Show You the Door)

I've got holes in my wall. I got a leak in my roof.

I got a great big stack of bills if you really need some proof,

That the times are tough and it's givin' me the blues.

But stick around a little more for a little more bad news.

Got a woman on the line gettin' ready to hang up,

Says she's tried to live on love and she's had just about enough.

Says she's ready for the good life and all that fancy stuff.

Well can't you hear me shoutin’ I'm down and out and I really got it rough.

You've got to show me the money or I'll show you the door.

She says if you're joking honey, it just ain't funny anymore,

And if I sink any lower, I'll be down on the floor

Show me the money or I'll show you the door.

Just put my last ten dollars in the tank of my car,

But you know any more that just won't take you too far,

Especially when you got a woman with her head in the stars.

Just thinkin' 'bout it makes me wanna drive myself to the bar

She's got all these girlfriends talkin' right in her ear,

Sayin' I'm her biggest problem and they make it crystal clear,

And they're messin' with her mind and they're playing to her fears,

Just thinkin' 'bout them makes me have to stop and have myself a beer

You've got to show me the money or I'll show you the door.

She says if you're joking honey, it just ain't funny anymore,

And if I sink any lower, I'll be down on the floor,

Show me the money or I'll show you the door.

You've got to show me the money or I'll show you the door.