Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

There once was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldemort

Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo, Harry, you a wizard

Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone

And Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The Dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man

And now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can

Save the prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather

I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament

With dragons and mermaids, oh no

Edward Cullen gets slayed, he's back

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary

Voldemort's back, now you're a revolutionary

Harry, Dumbledore, Dumbledore

Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh

Split your soul

Seven parts of a whole

They're Horcruxes

It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry

Who constantly conquered death

But in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath