Send In the Clowns

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair?

Me here at last on the ground

You in mid air

Send in the clowns

Send in the clowns

Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve?

One who keeps tearing around

One who can't move

Where are the clowns?

Where are the clowns?

Send in the clowns

Just when I'd stopped opening doors

Finally knowing the one that I really wanted was yours

Making my entrance again with my usual flair

Sure of my lines, no one is there

Don't you love farce?

My fault, I fear

I thought that you'd want what I want

Sorry, my dear

Where are the clowns?

Send in the clowns

Don't bother, they're here

Just when I'd stopped opening doors

Finally knowing the one that I really wanted was yours

Making my entrance again with my usual flair

Sure of my lines, no one is there

Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer?

Losing my timing this late in my career?

Where are the clowns?

Where are the clowns?

It's plain to see, the laugh's on me

So, get the gooniest goons

Find the looniest loons

Call the silly buffoons

Send in the clowns

Send those clowns