Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Well you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen

(Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen)

But do you recall

The most famous reindeer of all?

Is it Herman? Is it Sherman? (No, no)

Is it Eddie? Is it Freddie? (Oh no, no, no)

Is it Han? Is it Shaftner? Is it Modge, perhaps?

Oh, you'll never, never guess it, don't snap your cat

Talkin' about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Oh, him)

Had a very shiny nose (So I've heard)

They say if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows (Like a hot radish)

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names (Rudolph is a red nose)

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any reindeer games

A-then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say

Hey Rudolph, I say, Rudolph, with your nose so bright

Won't ya guide my slay tonight?

Then how the reindeer loved him

And they shouted out with glee (Rudolph, Rudolph, Rudolph)

A-Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

You'll go down in history

Well, the stake glows bosset, his snary snoot

HIs tuba that glow like a light-ta-root

With his pink bazoo, he guided the sleigh

(He's a hero) Why, Rudolph saved the day

Rudolph has got his red nose

In the reign deer hall of fame

A-Rudolph the Red-Nosed favorite

Of the little reign deer days

Rudolph the North Pole big shot

Rides around in Santa's sleigh

Wearin' a green fedora

Smokin' a cigar all day

This story has a moral

Anyone can plainly see

Just keep your red nose a gleemin'

You'll go down in history

(If you keep your nose a red, red rose)

If you keep your beak all pink and sleek

And if ya keep your snooze maroon because

You'll go down in history