On the Twentieth Century: Five Zeros

One two three four five

One two three four five

Zeros, preceded by a two

Preceded by a dollar sign

Is too, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Wonderful for words

Hello old friend

Hello, Mr. Money

You've been away so long

Pull up a chair, put up your feet

Hello old friend

We've missed you, Mister Money

So stick around

Don't leave us

Cause when you are here we eat!

Five zeros (Five zeros)

Preceded by a two (Preceded by a two)

Preceded by a dollar sign is

Too, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wonderful for words!

Five zeros, preceded by a two

Is just the merest bagatelle

There's so oh, oh, oh, oh, oh much more I can do

My newfound friend

Why what good is money?

Except to bring salvation

To this sorry vale of tears?

My newfound friend

I'll take your sacred money

And soon you'll share the glory

When the theatre bursts with cheers!

Hello old friend

Hello Mister Broadway

You ain't seen nothing yet

We're gonna tear the town apart

Hello old friend

We're bringing back to Broadway

An Oscar Jaffee classic that's commercial

Yet it's art!

Five zeros, preceded by a two (Five zeroes preceded by a two)

Preceded by a dollar sign is

Too oh, oh, oh, oh, oh wonderful for words!