Stuck in the Middle

It's cool, Johnny

They say to please

Please

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I get so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place

There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Oh well you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self made man (Yeah, you are)

And your friends, they all come callin'

Slap you on the back and say

Please, please (Come on)

Well I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self made man

Boy, and your friends, they all come callin'

Slap you on the back and say

Please, please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

Well I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

One more time

Stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Hey, George? (Yeah)

Oh, nevermind, I just figured it out on my own