If You've Only Got a Moustache

You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair

There's a secret you should know, to capture the hearts of the fair

You may not have the looks, you may not have the dash

But you'll win yourself a girl, if you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache

If you've only got a moustache

You may be common folk, without a hint of pride

But you needn't be a king, to make any maiden a bride

You may not have the name, you may not have the cash

But you'll make that girl your own, if you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache

If you've only got a moustache

You may be big and fat or uglier than sin

All the ladies shut you out, you wondering how to get in

Well here is my advice for how to make a splash

You can have your pick of girls, if you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache

If you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache, a moustache

Big moustache, thick moustache

My moustache, your mustache

Say the word, the word 'moustache'

A moustache, a moustache

Now we both have said moustache

A moustache, a moustache

If you've only got a moustache