Man or Muppet

I reflect on my reflection

And I ask myself the question

What’s the right direction, to go?

I don’t know

Am I a man or am I a muppet? (Am I muppet?)

If I’m a muppet then I’m a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet)

Am I a muppet (Muppet) or am I a man? (Am I a man?)

If I’m a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man)

I look into these eyes

And I don’t recognize

The one I see inside

It’s time for me to decide

Am I a man or am I a muppet? (Am I muppet?)

If I’m a muppet, oh I’m a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet)

Am I a muppet (Muppet) or am I a man? (Am I a man?)

If I’m a man that makes me a muppet of a man (A muppet of a man)

Here I go again

I’m always running out of time

I think I’ve made up my mind

Now I understand who I am

I’m a man

I’m a muppet

I’m a muppet of a man

I’m a very manly muppet

I’m a muppet man

That's what I am