Theme from the Big Bang Theory

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state

Then nearly fourteen million years ago expansion started, wait

The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool

Neaderthals developed tools

We built a wall (We built the pyramids)

That's science history unraveling the mystery

It all started with a big bang (Bang)

Since the dawn of man is really not that long

As every galaxy was formed

In less time than it takes to sing this song

A fraction of a second and the elements were made

The bipeds stood up straight

The dinosaurs all met their fate

They tried to leave but they were late

And they all died (They froze their asses off)

The oceans and Pangea

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

Set in motion by the same big bang

It all started with a big bang

It's expanding ever outward

But one day

It will force the stars to go the other way

Collapsing ever inward

We won't be here

It won't be heard

Our best and brightest figure

That it will make an even bigger bang

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

Debating how we're here, we're catching deer

(We're catching viruses)

Religion or astronomy

(Descartes or Deuteronomy)

It all started with a big bang

Music and technology

Einstein and astrology

It all started with a big bang

It all started with a big bang