One In Every Crowd

Golden Tee, shuffleboard, pinball, he's got the score

That everybody around here's tryin' to beat

He's a six pack up when he walks in

Tells the band, "Crank it up to ten"

Then he's up dancin' on his seat

Well he's a big mouth, yellin', "Hey play some free bird"

Says, "Gimme three steps and nobody gets hurt"

Then he takes off his shirt

There's one in every crowd

That brings the party in us out

Good time Charlie with a Harley

Whiskey bent and hellbound

He's got the next round

But he always drinks for free

There's one in every crowd

And it's usually me

Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all

There's one in every crowd

Got a fliptop box of Marlboros

He'll bum a light and steal your girl

Then laugh at you for gettin' all upset

Well everybody here knows his name

Makes everybody else look sane

When he's out, as far as you can get

In his mind he's a rock star, crankin' out that air guitar

'Til the bartender says, "Fool, get off my bar!"

There's one in every crowd

That brings the party in us out

Good time Charlie with a Harley

Whiskey bent and hellbound

He's got the next round

But he always drinks for free

There's one in every crowd

And it's usually me

Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all

There's one in every crowd

He's a hard drinkin man's man

And women love him when they can

He's a bartender's best friend

It ain't a party till he walks in

There's one in every crowd

That brings the party in us out

Good time Charlie with a Harley

Whiskey bent and hellbound

He's got the next round

But he always drinks for free

There's one in every crowd

It's usually me

Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all

There's one in every crowd

It's usually me

Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all

There's one in every crowd

(Hey)

That's right