Under a Anvil Tree

I'm a total wreck when you don't call

Fancy me a brand new Newton sitting

Under an anvil tree

Waiting for an anvil to fall

They call me Mr. It's A Big Deal

I don't ever go to movies

So when I go to movies

It's a pretty big fucking deal

Flop like a fish on a dock

Conk me with a frying pan to make me stop

Clothes in a dryer

Leaves in the breeze

One day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me

After dark

All bark no bite

At night

All bite no bark