All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Take me to the islands, put my feet in the sand

Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean

Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees a-blowin'

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Well, if you're thinkin' 'bout gettin' me a present this year

Let me put a bug in your cute little ear

And how 'bout two tickets to a tropical shore

Where we don't have to wear these winter clothes anymore?

Instead of turkey, we'll have mahi-mahi grill

And pina coladas in the blender, chillin'

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Take me to the islands, put my feet in the sand

Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean

Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees a-blowin'

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?

(It's a real good plan)

And all I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Well, everybody's prayin' for a Christmas so white

Come to think about it, that'd be alright

As long as it's sand and not snow on the ground

And every day, our skin gets a little more brown

We'll string some lights in a coconut tree

I'll rub some oil on you, and you can rub some on me

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

I can see us, baby, on the beach, hand in hand

Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean

Baby, won't you say you and me will be goin'?

Ooh, I can almost feel my toes in the sand (My toes in the sand)

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

Don't worry, baby, we'll celebrate plenty

I'll buy you some shades and a brand new bikini

We won't have to worry 'bout the holiday rush

It'll be you and me fallin' deeper in love

Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?

(It's a real good, real good plan)

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

(Real, real good, real, real, good)

And all I want for Christmas is a real good tan