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"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums (Official Video)
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Credits

AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Stimme und Gesang
Jon Schwartz
Jon Schwartz
Schlagzeug
Natasha Barr
Natasha Barr
Stimme und Gesang
Steve Jay
Steve Jay
Bass
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Texte
Sean "Puffy" Combs
Sean "Puffy" Combs
Komponist:in
The Notorious B.I.G.
The Notorious B.I.G.
Texte
Sean Jacobs
Sean Jacobs
Komponist:in
Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips
Komponist:in
David Styles
David Styles
Komponist:in
Kim Jones
Kim Jones
Komponist:in
Deric Angelettie
Deric Angelettie
Komponist:in
L. Laurie
L. Laurie
Komponist:in
Teri Elinger
Teri Elinger
Komponist:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Produzent:in
Tony Papa
Tony Papa
Mischtechniker:in

Songteksten

[Verse 1]
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Uh, uh-huh, yeah
Uh, uh-huh, yeah
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums
(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
[Verse 2]
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers
Wasting all the time with the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5, chilling at Hewlett Packard
Working at a desk with a dumb little placard
Yeah, paying the bills with my mad programming skills
Defragging my hard drive for thrills
[Verse 3]
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clicking on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
[Verse 4]
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day in a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
[Verse 5]
Your database is a disaster
You're waxing your modem, trying to make it go faster
Hey, fella, I bet you're still living in your parents' cellar
Downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And posting, "Me too," like some brain-dead AOLer
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller
[Verse 6]
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
[Verse 7]
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers
Wasting all the time with the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5, chilling at Hewlett Packard
[Verse 8]
Uh, uh, logging in now
Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
[Verse 9]
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some and, others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashing, mine's multitasking
It does all my work without me even asking
Got a flat-screen monitor, forty inches wide
I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
[Verse 10]
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you
[Verse 11]
What? (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
What y'all wanna do?
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers?
It's all about the Pentiums (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Wasting all the time with the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5, chilling at Hewlett Packard
What?
Written by: "Weird Al" Yankovic, David Styles, Deric Angelettie, Jason Phillips, Kim Jones, L. Laurie, Sean "Puffy" Combs, Sean Jacobs, Teri Elinger, Terry M. Etlinger, The Notorious B.I.G.
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