The Old Main Drag

When I first came to London I was only sixteen

With a fiver in my pocket and my old dancing bag

I went down to the 'Dilly to check out the scene

But I soon ended up upon the old main drag

There the he-males and the she-males paraded in style

And the old men with the money would flash you a smile

In the dark of an alley you would work for a five

For a swift one off the wrist down on the old main drag

In the cold winter nights the old town it was chill

But there were boys in the cafés who'd give you cheap pills

If you didn't have the money, you'd cajole and you'd beg

There was always lots of Tuinal on the old main drag

One evening as I was lying down in Leicester Square

I was picked up by the coppers and kicked in the balls

Between the metal doors at Vine Street I was beaten and mauled

And they ruined my good looks for the old main drag

In the tube station, the old ones who were on the way out

Would dribble and vomit and grovel and shout

And the coppers would come along and push them about

And I wished I could escape from the old main drag

And now I am lying here, I have had too much booze

I've been spat on and shat on and raped and abused

I know that I am dying and I wish I could beg

For some money to take me from the old main drag