Never Drinking Again

I woke up Sunday mornin' in my Saturday best

I got some wish, "I didn't"'s, they're hangin' over my head

I know we do this every weekend (weekend)

We rinse the bottle then repeat it

Yeah, I woke up Sunday mornin', can't find my Saturday dress

What are my favorite memories, the ones that I forget?

I know we do this every weekend (weekend)

Say that we won't, but that's some BS

Started with one, turned to two, three sheets to the wind

Said I'm not goin' out, then we painted it red

Yeah, that same old bar with the same old friends

Gets a lot when I woke up and said, "I'm never drinkin' again"

(I'm never drinkin' again)

Don't tell me 'bout the party

Don't tell me who'll be there

Don't even get me started

Don't tell me when or where

Don't go and tell me what I'm missin'

You know I don't take much convincin'

Started with one, turned to two, three sheets to the wind

Said I'm not goin' out, then we painted it red

Yeah, that same old bar with the same old friends

Gets a lot when I woke up and said, "I'm never drinkin' again"

And again, yeah, I said, "I'm never drinkin' again"

And again, yeah, I said, "I'm never drinkin' again" (yeah, right, yeah, right)

I'm never drinkin' again (yeah, right, yeah, right)

I'm never drinkin' again

(Ugh, I'm never drinking again, but like, what are we doing tonight?)

Started with one, turned to two, three sheets to the wind

Said I'm not goin' out, then we painted it red

Yeah, that same old bar with the same old friends

Gets a lot when I woke up and said, "I'm never drinkin' again"

And again, yeah, I said, "I'm never drinkin' again"

And again, yeah, I said, "I'm never drinkin' again" (yeah, right, yeah, right)

Gets a lot when I woke up and said, "I'm never drinkin' again"