Drink Around Here

Margaritas on Monday you know it ain't my fault

Tequila on Tuesday with the lemon and salt

It's whiskey on Wednesday from way down in Tennessee

He pulled his Chev up to the curb, so much pain upon his face

That buck sized dent in his front door I bet he's had one hell of a day

So I pulled out a barstool, said bartender grab a couple beers

Round these parts when life gets tough, we let the drink cure everything

Margaritas on Monday you know it ain't my fault

Tequila on Tuesday with that lemon and salt

It's whiskey on Wednesday from way down in Tennessee

Thursday and Friday is fireball that's the way it's gotta be

Saturday's our day for drinking beer

That's how we drink around here

Five foot seven long dark hair made her way across the bar

If I just stand here staring, I won't get very far

So I downed another shot and now jack is yelling in my ear

He said if ya need some liquid courage

Then I'm gonna tell ya whatch ya wanna hear

Margaritas on Monday you know it ain't my fault

Tequila on Tuesday with that lemon and salt

It's whiskey on Wednesday from way down in Tennessee

Thursday and Friday is fireball and I know you'll all agree

Saturday's our day for drinking beer

That's how we drink around here

Sunday, we all pray

Watch a football game

Then we all say

Margaritas on Monday you know it ain't my fault

Tequila on Tuesday with the lemon and salt

It's whiskey on Wednesday from way down in Tennessee

Thursday and Friday its fireball throw em back 1, 2, 3

Saturday's our day for drinking beer

That's the best three sixty five days of the year

That's how we drink around here

Yeah how we drink around here

Health care professionals advise that consumption of alcohol in groups larger than

three people may lead to a damn good time