couldn't be me (shoutout skelly)

I'm not tryin' to ruin your fun

You're just a little bit late

I guess you're already done

There's this feeling I can't shake 'cause I'm too dumb

I'm never doing the right thing so I'm so stuck

If you see me in America I might say hi

But if you meet me out in Europe I'm a talkative guy

Maybe we'll talk over scones over lunch some time

And I've never been to France but it might be nice

But I can't take this paparazzi, I fall to my knees

It's like the camera's always out and always starin' at me

And if I say the wrong thing, they'll cut my tongue 'til it bleeds

Always whippin' up their pitchforks when you try to speak

But that couldn't be me

Next day I'm walkin' the road, kickin' rocks

My life's the worst story told

I put my heart in the safe, yeah its locked never sold

Told me stay patient, now the visions unfold

Ain't hit my line when I slept out way in the cold

Wonder where did I go