榮譽博士

差 死背最差

我不想修的科先吃香吧

迷上笑話 專研喇叭

我不喜歡的比不上的話

Gimme a night under the moonlight

A little more time to get this right

Think I got a PhD in mp3

聽很多聲音精通得不可思議

Think I got a PhD in jpg

聽很多畫家坎坷得不敢私議

Oh, oh, oh

鬼才們為何不試

Oh, oh, oh

Oh

Honey, I just wanna be a moonwalking chef but

經紀cert像辦法讓我鋪個後路

記保險拼圖 我只感過勞

I just made me some cheerios, mixed with oreos

無盡頭功課損耗太多

但正路只愛着星座

Think I got a PhD in mp3

聽很多聲音精通得不可思議

Think I got a PhD in jpg

聽很多畫家坎坷得

不敢私議

未教就通 我直頭感應是使命

是有日碌了落樓梯 先終於甦醒

Yes, I got a PhD

But I gotta be mainstream

Yes, I got a PhD

But I gotta be mainstream

Think she's got a PhD in low cut jeans

And he's got a PhD in TST

Think I got a PhD in being me

Only got a PhD in Kiri T

Oh, oh, oh

鬼才們為何不試

Oh, oh, oh

I am, I am

Oh, oh, oh

鬼才們為何還不試

Oh, oh, oh

PhD