Man Scout

Look out

I'm equipped

I'm the skipper 'round here

The captain of the ship

The fox in the chicken coop

My shoes have spikes

They clip in to my bike

I sound like a horse

Clip-clop as I walk by

Knife in my pocket

Loaded with features

I got rope

I got carabinas

Man scout look out!

Handy as a spare set of keys or a coathanger

Never know when you need me

But I'll be there jangling in your face

A real D.I.Y kinda guy

In the hardware store on the weekend

Browsing

Giving out unsolicited advice

Bits of 2 by 4 sticking out of the car door

Socks with pockets and

Boots with parachutes

I sleep in a wetsuit

Man scout look out!

Socks have pockets and

My boots have parachutes

I sleep in a wetsuit

Man scout look out

Look out

Man scout look out!

My Shih Tzu knows Jiu Jitsu

I got a sticker on my car

From every place I've ever been to

I detect metal on the beach

Doomsday should be prepping for me

My socks have pockets

My boots have parachutes

I show up to the party upside down usually

I'm a mother fuckin man scout

Man scout look out