Tale of an Average Man

I’ve got a friend who’s in love with a man

And when she falls

She falls deep in

She’s cool like a breeze

With a flower in hair

But she’s too far gone

And likes her there

Laughing it off as he goes off again

And she’s way too sure

That his joke’s gonna land

The night’s gettin long

Cuz the act never ends

He goes on and on and on

Where did she go

When will she land

Was nobody home when he snuck in

Oh I know it’s out of my hands

Lost in the tale of an average man

She doesn’t have time to return my call

Doesn’t have time for much of anything at all

And If I could get her alone

She’d be smiling, but only at her phone

Laughing it off as he turns off her friends

She could have anyone

But she chose him

I’ll be around

when the roofs caving in

And we’ll laugh about it then

Where did she go

When will she land

Was nobody home when he snuck in

Oh I know it’s out of my hands

Lost in the tale of an average man