What's My Age Again

I took her out, it was a friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out and she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is add?

My friends say, I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail

This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when your twenty-three

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the heck is caller id?

My friends say, I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Cha cha cha