If It Ain't One Beer It's Another

Out on the job sun burnin' hot puttin' shingles on a roof all day

Fell off my dang ladder made a paint bucket splatter

And my brand new truck got sprayed

Old lady Brown's bluetick hound is sportin' a coat of red

When I drove away I knew I wouldn't get paid

I guess there's only one thing to be said

If it ain't one beer it's another

Keep slidin' 'em down to me

The more you keep pourin' 'em brother

The sooner the recovery

Troubles can be drowned if you buy enough rounds

It's just basic alcohology

The go-to attitude adjuster

If it ain't one beer it's another

Last Saturday had to get away so I hooked up my old bass boat

Snagged me a whooper on my lucky Hula Popper when I started smellin' smoke

That new Evinrude sank into that crocodile infested lake

Cussin' under my breath soakin' wet

I can't catch a fish or a break

If it ain't one beer it's another

Keep slidin' 'em down to me

The more you keep pourin' 'em brother

The sooner the recovery

Troubles can be drowned if you buy enough rounds

It's just basic alcohology

The go-to attitude adjuster

If it ain't one beer it's another

If it ain't one beer it's another

Keep slidin' 'em down to me

The more you keep pourin' 'em brother

The sooner the recovery

Troubles can be drowned if you buy enough rounds

It's just basic alcohology

The go-to attitude adjuster

If it ain't one beer it's another

Woman got you down, overdrawn bank account

Lost your paddle, and you're up a creek?

What 'cha need

Is the go-to attitude adjuster

If it ain't one beer it another

If it ain't one beer it another