Hell Is Not Gonna Deal with You

Your mama don't like you, your pappa didn't want you

And now they don't know, how to get rid of you.

Your sister hates you and you brother do too

But nobody knows, how to get rid of you

You curse and talk trash

Stole my purse and my cash

Scratched my car and my front door

Talk behind my back, now

You cheat and lie

Always acting mighty sly

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It's nothing personal girl

It's nothing personal girl,

But you gotta stop the things you do,

Cuz even Hell is not gonna wanna deal with you

Your neighbors don't like you, your friends don't wanna hang

And now they don't know, how to get rid of you.

Your boss dismisses you, the clients run away from you

But nobody knows, how to get rid of you.

I wish I could

Salt your coffee cup

Run over your pup

Sprinkle dragon pepper, on your dinner

Set a fire in your store

Pull a nail from woodfloor

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Your kids are scared of you and your dogs hide from you

And nobody knows, how to get rid of you

God ain't gonna take you, the Devil is watching you,

But neither of' em wanna welcome you

I wished you'd

Loose the key to your frontdoor lock

Break a heel on a stone sidewalk

Fall wasted from your bike

Get knocked up by drunken Mike

Chorus