The Ballad of John and Yoko (2015 Mix)

Standin' in the dock at Southhampton

Tryin' to get to Holland or France

The man in the mac said you've gotta go back

You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ, you know, it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are goin'

They're gonna crucify me

Finally made the plane into Paris

Honeymooning down by the Seine

Peter Brown call to say, "You can make it okay"

You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain

Christ, you know, it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are goin'

They're gonna crucify me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton

Talkin' in our beds for a week

The news people said, "Say, what you doin' in bed?"

I said, "We're only tryin' to get us some peace"

Christ, you know, it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are goin'

They're gonna crucify me

Savin' up your money for a rainy day

Givin' all your clothes to charity

Last night the wife said, "Oh, boy, when you're dead

You don't take nothing with you but your soul, think"

Made a light trip to Vienna

Eatin' chocolate cake in a bag

Newspapers said, she's gone to his head

They look just like two gurus in drag

Christ, you know, it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are goin'

They're gonna crucify me

Caught the early plane back to London

Fifty acorns tied in a sack

The men from the press said, "We wish you success

It's good to have the both of you back"

Christ, you know, it ain't easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are goin'

They're gonna crucify me

The way things are goin'

They're gonna crucify me