Probably Shouldn't Drive

Probably shouldn't drive but I'm gonna anyway

And I don't give a shit what my friends have to say

And you can have my keys over my dead body

'Cause I'm snorting coke in the porta-potty

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive but that's the way it goes

Hanging in the bathroom at punk rock shows

Can't feel your fingers, can't feel your toes

Blood won't stop pouring out your nose, I

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive but it's so much fun

Rubbing empty baggies on your gums

Nancy Reagan just said, "no."

We love snorting, stomped on blow

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

It was late as fuck, we were drunk as shit

Had a Mickey D's cup filled with piss

Me and the boys got kicked out of the bar

Now we're riding six deep in my unregistered car

Blue lights flashing in my broken rear view

Ridin' on a donut, bitch, ten and two!

Got pulled over and had to walk the line

It was about that time that it crossed my mind:

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive

Probably shouldn't drive