The Longest Goodbye (feat. Benjamin Kheng & Taufik Batisah)

Aha-yeah

The party winds down

We say our goodbyes

Goodbye

It was nice to meet ya

Have a good night

Let's hug

And after our hug I move away from you

But you move the same way too

And now it's awkward, babe

So many things to talk about but why can't I think of one

It's not like I don't know you but why does it feel so wrong

I've walked this path many times but why this feels so long

My brain says break the tension so I just whistle a song

That did not help at all

Maybe if I fake a phone call

Maybe if I stare at the ground

Or look all around

Maybe I should make polite sounds

The longest goodbye is the hardest

How long do I look you in the eye

Are you going that way

What else can I say

Do I have to say goodbye again

It's the longest goodbye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye

See you round

See you round

Okay

Alright

This is my bus stop

Oh this is mine too

Oh

Well, the weather's really

Where do you

So the weather's really

So

You go first

It's okay

No, you go first

I forgot what I wanted to say

My bus pulls up, I get up

But she gets up at the same time

And my introvert inside is going aaaahhh

And there's nowhere to hide

Once we get on the ride

And I'm starting to get some fishy vibes

Please don't be a talker

Please don't be a stalker

I got an exit plan but I gotta think fast

And avoid all this torture

I swear I'm gonna combust so I say

Oh, ah this is not my bus

The longest goodbye is the hardest

Of course we're sharing the same cab

What are the freakin' odds

I'm just counting down 'till I'm alone, now I'm doing nothing on my phone

It's the longest goodbye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye

Of course he's getting off with me

I step in the lift and I say goodbye

But you step in too now I wanna die

'Cause it sounds like

I'm on level seven, you are you, oh, you are are oh

Ya of course, you are on level seven

Well, this me

Well this is me too

Huh, who woulda thought

That you live here too

It's nice to meet ya

Hey, are you a creep?

Ew, no, I just think it's funny

That we were at the same party

We knew each other hardly

Who are you ?

Okay, anyway Imma hit the hay

Hold on a minute i just wanna say, this been way too awkward for an average day

Okay lady, trust me, I'm just going home, this is all by chance

See, I'm all alone

Don't get it overblown this is not that sus

This was already weird way before the bus

Let's just agree to disagree, it's a statistical anomaly

Okay, goodnight

Goodnight

Goodnight

Goodnight

So I'm actually an assassin

No way

I'm something like a top secret spy

A name card?

This really is your last goodbye

Any last words before you die?

Surprise I'm also an assasin

It's crazy how we had the same plan

What the?

Now this long ass night can finally end, heh

I've also got a blow dart

Are you kidding?

I made it from your metal straw

Jokes on you I rig all my straws, I

Yes boss?

The longest goodbye is the hardest

It was all my plan

I spiked both your drinks from the start

We were both played

I made you follow each other everywhere

It's an introvert's worst nightmare

It's the longest goodbye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye

I guess, I guess this is goo

G-goo-good