The Ballad of Metalland (feat. Бездна Анального Угнетения)

I’ve always been

A black sheep, a stranger with strange beliefs

Made out of steel

Pitch black is my heart as well as sleeves

That’s where my journey begins

To find out what my mission is

To be dismissed or stand among metal kings

Time has come, I should be strong

I will show you how to be a long-haired valiant metalhead in non-metal world

And I couldn’t be more proud

As I’m shouting out aloud the songs of what true metal now is all a-bout

Earth is becoming to small

For my metal almighty

Why won’t kings of metal take me

(Right now)

To the land of our unity

(Home town)

Where wizards and dragons are free

(How come?)

Come and bring me home

Time has come, I should be strong

I will show you how to be a long-haired valiant metalhead in non-metal world

And I couldn’t be more proud

As I’m shouting out aloud the songs of what true metal now is all a-bout

\"Your prayers have been answered, young man”

“What? Who are you?”

“I’m the supreme King of metal! And I’m here to take you… to Metalland!”

\"You’re welcome to Metalland

Please follow me on the Highway to hell

Through the Elysian Fields

Right to where the warriors of the world

Stand tall, once and for all\"

Am I the chosen one?…

Am I the chosen one?…

Am I the chosen one?…

Am I the chosen one?…

I am the chosen one!

I am the chosen one!

I am the chosen one!

Time has come, I should be strong

I will show you how to be a long-haired valiant metalhead in non-metal world

And I couldn’t be more proud

As I’m shouting out aloud the songs of what true metal now is all a-bout