Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh, I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You say either and I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potato

You like tomato and I like tomato

Potato, potato, tomato, tomato

Let's call the whole thing off

But, oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So, if you like pajamas and I like pajamas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas

For we know we need each other

So, we better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off

You say laughter and I say laughter

You say after and I saw after

Laughter, laugher, after, after

Let's call the whole thing off

You like vanilla and I like vanilla

You sarsaparilla and I sarsaparilla

Vanilla, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So, if you go for oyster and I go for oysters

I'll order oysters and cancel the oysters

For we know we need each other

So, we better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off

I say father and you say pater

I say mother and you say mater

Pater, mater, uncle, auntie

Let's call the whole thing off

I like bananas and you like bananas

I say Havana and I get Havana

Bananas, bananas, Havana, Havana

Go your way, I'll go mine

So, if I go for scallops and you go for lobster

So, alright, no contest, we'll order lobster

For we know we need each other, so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off