Offend In Every Way

I'm patient of this plan

As humble as I can

I'll wait another day

Before I turn away

But know this much is true

No matter what I do

Offend in every way

I don't know what to say

I'm coming through the door

But they're expecting more

Of an interesting man

Sometimes I think I can

But how much can I fake?

I'll speak until I break

With every word I say

Offend in every way

You tell me to relax

And listen to these facts

That everyone's my friend

And will be till the end

But know this much is true

No matter what I do

No matter what I say

Offend in every way