I Only Speak in Friction

Got caught up in a bad situation

I'll admit I'm a sucker for seduction

When the shithouse went up in flames

I swear I was only there simply for the function

Put the lime in the lemon, put the lemon in the lime

Was only once simply for sensation

So they arrived at twelve o'clock on the dot

And I said, "I only speak in friction"

"I only speak in friction"

I'm two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things

I'm two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things, yeah

I'm two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things

I'm two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things

After all was said and done

They took the cuffs off and put me on probation

If you're curious about my kin

Well, they were nice enough to grant me visitation

Don't believe my story, my sweet spot, jukebox

Wake up and tune into the station

I was being pushed in a wheelchair through an airport

Screaming out, "I wanna be sedated!"

"I only speak in friction"

Two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things, yeah

I'm two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things, yeah

Two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things

I'm two-stepping in my blue suede

I'm too caught up with these bad things, woo!

"I only speak in friction"

"I only speak in friction"