You Need To Calm Down

You are somebody that I don't know

But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón

And I'm just like, "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."

Say it in the street, that's a knock-out

But you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out

And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't trying to mess with your self-expression

But I've learned the lesson

That stressin' and obsessin'

'Bout somebody else is no fun

And snakes and stones never broke my bones

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm down

You're being too loud

And I'm just like

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to just stop

Like, can you just not step on my gown?

You need to calm down

You are somebody that we don't know

But you're coming at my friends like a missile

Why are you mad, when you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)

Sunshine on the street at the parade

But you would rather be in the dark ages

Making that sign, must've taken all night

You just need to take several seats

And then try to restore the peace

And control your urges to scream

About all the people you hate

'Cause shade never made anybody less gay

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm down

You're being too loud

And I'm just like

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to just stop

Like, can you just not step on his gown?

You need to calm down

And we see you over there on the internet

Comparing all the girls who are killin' it

But we figured you out

We all know now

We all got crowns, so you need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm down (You need to calm down)

You're being too loud (You're being too loud)

And I'm just like

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to just stop

Can you stop?

Like, can you just not step on our gowns?

You need to calm down