Spring Break Anthem

Alright, Spring breakers, you know what time it is

I'ma need all the hot girls to come up on to the stage right now

Fellas, let me hear you make some noise

Spring break, y'all

Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies

Banging chicks right there in the sand

Bros before hoes, and chicks with no clothes

And slammin' shots and marry a man

Who wanna do a shot? We do

I'm gonna get fucked up, me too

We came for a week, we the kings of the beach

Spread water on the girls, t-shirt see-through

Cancun, party down

Lauderdale, another round

Havasu, crack a brew

Marry a man

Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies

Making girls kiss, marry a man

Giant sombrero, show us your titties

Creatine shakes, marry a man

Spring break, y'all

Oh shit, I'm too fucked up, puke and rally, that's what's up

Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass

Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the damn stalls

Trade these beads for their bra

So-co in my canteen

Got girls jumpin' on a trampoline

Two men bound by the law

Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets

Beer goggles if she's a hag

Planning the menu, picking out flowers

Nailing sluts, and writing our vows

Down here it's our time, spring breakers

Let's get fucked up

Then find Mr. Right and get monogamous

Picking our invite, font as a twosome

Something tasteful, but not too bland

Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws

Ripping beer bongs, sex with a man

We'll be so happy, true love forever

Two kings walking hand in hand

Promise to cherish, trust and respect him

Crushing pussy, marry a man

Spring, break