We're Doing a Sequel

We're doing a sequel

We're back by popular demand

Come on everybody, strike up the band

We're doing a sequel

That's what we do in Hollywood

And everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good

A sequel

Another feature attraction

Places please, light the lights, roll camera, action

I thought it was the end but no my friends, this is when

We get to do it all again (Do it all again)

Until the credits roll, we got another goal to show

Then we can do it all again

We're doing a sequel

There's no need to disguise

The studio considers us a viable franchise

We're doing a sequel

How hard can it be?

We can't do any worse than The Godfather III

We're doing a sequel

The studio wants more

While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4

I thought it was the end but no my friends, this is when

We get to do it all again (Do it all again)

Until the credits roll, we got another goal to show

Then we can do it all again

We're doing a sequel

Let's give it a go

With Hollywood stars and more one-liner cameos

We're doing a sequel

I don't mean to be a stickler

But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture

We're doing a sequel

Let's give it a shot

Well, all we need now is a half decent plot

Got it, an epic love story between a very handsome long nosed purple thing and a beautiful chicken, Gonzo With the Wind!

Uh, does anyone have any other ideas?

Oh-oh, it's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio

Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?

How about one of those fish out of water movies?

Yeah, I'm not so sure about that Lou

It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig

And they have to kiss each other, a lot

Uh

I don't think Americans watch subtitled films

How about a movie where you don't make a movie? And we all get to go home early! Ha ha ha!

Good grief

It's about a lonely dog and one night he sees something he should never have seen and he has to live with a terrible secret

That sounds a little dark, Rowlf

Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?

That's perfect!

I thought it was the end but no my friends, this is when

We get to do it all again

Until the credits roll we got another goal to show

Then we can do it all again

We're doing a sequel

It's more of the same

Let's give it a name

How 'bout "The Muppets Again"

It's "The Muppets Again"

With the Muppets, again

It's the

Muppets

Again!