Stick to the Status Quo

You can bet there's nothing but net

When I am in the zone and on a roll

But I got a confession, my own secret obsession

And it's making me lose control

Everybody gather 'round

Well, if Troy can tell his secret then I can tell mine, I bake

What?

I love to bake, strudel, scones, even apple pan dowdy

Not another sound

Someday, I hope to make the perfect crême brûlée

No, no, no, no (No, no, no)

Stick to the stuff you know

If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule

Don't mess with the flow, no, no

Stick to the status quo

Look at me and what do you see?

Intelligence beyond compare

But inside I am stirring, something strange is occurring

It's a secret I need to share

Open up, dig way down deep

Hip-hop is my passion, I love to pop and lock, and jam, and break

Is that even legal?

Not another peep

It's just dancing, sometimes, I think it's cooler than homework

No, no, no, no (No, no, no)

Stick to the stuff you know

It is better by far to keep things as they are

Don't mess with the flow, no, no

Stick to the status quo

Listen, well, I'm ready to tell about a need that I cannot deny

Dude, there's no explanation for this awesome sensation

But I'm ready to let it fly

Speak your mind and you'll be heard

Alright, if Troy wants to be a singer, then I'm coming clean, I play the cello

Awesome, what is it? A saw

No, dude, it's like a giant violin

Not another word

Do you have to wear a costume?

Coat and tie

No, no, no, no (No, no, no)

Stick to the stuff you know

If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule

Don't mess with the flow, no, no

Stick to the status quo

(No, no) No, no, no

Stick to the stuff you know

It is better by far to keep things as they are

Don't mess with the flow, no, no

Stick to the status quo

This is not what I want

This is not what I planned

And I've just gotta say

I do not understand

Something is really

Something's not right

Really wrong

And we gotta get things back where they belong

We can do it

Gotta play

Stick with what you know

We can do it

Hip, hop, hooray

She has gotta go

We can do it

Crême brûlée

Keep your voice down low

Not another peep, no

Not another word, no

Not another sound, no

Everybody quiet!

Why is everybody staring at you?

Not me, you

Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me, I really can't

No (No, no, no)

Stick to the stuff you know (Stick to the stuff you know)

If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule

Don't mess with the flow, no, no

Stick to the status quo

(Oh whoa) No, no, no

Stick to the stuff you know (Stick to the stuff you know)

It is better by far to keep things as they are

Don't mess with the flow, no, no (Don't you know?)

Stick to the status (Don't you know?)

Stick to the status (Don't you know?)

Stick to the status quo